Little Known Fact #106

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/01/2014 at 13:03 • Filed to: little known facts

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The Nissan Cube's seats are made from 100% recycled dildos.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2014 at 13:06

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*insert Doug DeMuro uses dildos joke here*

Frosted > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2014 at 13:06

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I want this to be true.

needsthathaaallllppp > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2014 at 13:07

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needsthathaaallllppp > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2014 at 13:07

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MazdaMonkey > Brian Silvestro 04/01/2014 at 13:07

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"That might explain the weird smell that permeates my Cube" - DD

Victorious Secret > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2014 at 13:07

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The Chevy Aveo is made from 1000000% bullshit

Party-vi > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2014 at 13:08

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The Cube is dildos.

ly2v8-Brian > Brian Silvestro 04/01/2014 at 13:09

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Party-vi > Brian Silvestro 04/01/2014 at 13:09

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Nah. He just sits on them.

*rimshot*

Brian Silvestro > Party-vi 04/01/2014 at 13:13

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This deserves more than just a star.

getchapopcorn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2014 at 13:16

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When was the last one of these? Novemberish?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > getchapopcorn 04/01/2014 at 13:17

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Earlier today, but click the tag.

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2014 at 13:45

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Can you special order "Buttplug blue" seating surfaces?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680 04/01/2014 at 13:52

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No, that's only available on Bentley's.

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2014 at 13:53

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Dammit. Dildos it is.

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2014 at 13:59

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HAHaaaa There was a 20 year old import consultant at the dealership I worked at, moved over from the Ford/ Nissan store....

He had a black shaggy emo cut with like a colored highlight...to go with his black Nissan Cube with pink racing stripe and pink neon underbody and insisted it was for the chicks and they dug it!!

...his father was also a big wig within the dealership network so we just kinda nodded and tried to appreciate that he was trying at least.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2014 at 14:16

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those seem like comfy seats

Axial > Party-vi 04/01/2014 at 23:23

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"Rimshot."

Ha!